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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Brad Jonas
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Illustrations by Andrew Colin Beck
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Illustrations by Aaron Sechrist
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Illustrations by Brian Taylor
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Illustrations by Aaron Sechrist
Originally Published November 2013
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY James Olstein
Originally Published September 2013
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Juan Leguizamon
Originally Published August 2013
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Illustrations by Natalie Capannelli
Originally Published May 2013
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Brad Jonas
Originally Published February 2013
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Kevin Alvir
Originally Published December 2012
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Ken Garduno
Originally Published September 2013
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Jonathan Zajdman
Originally Published July 2012
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Abel Macias
Originally Published February 2012
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ILLUSTRATIONS BY Matthew Cavanah
Originally Published May 2012